December 16, 2011

The Morris' ABC's for 2011


A is for Albuquerque, where we made a record five visits this year

B is for Buffalo Springs Lake, our first camping adventure in September

C is for Christ the King, the wonderful Catholic Church we’ve joined

D is for Dallas, a solo trip Mary took to play with her college friends in July

E is for Engineer, as Kevin loves his job with the City

F is for Fiesta, we had a fabulous time at the International Balloon Fiesta

G is for Georgetown, our previous hometown we got to visit in April

H is for Halloween, we were Pooh (Kevin), Rabbit (Mary), and Tigger (Clare)

I is for Independence, as Clare has learned how to do more things on her own

J is for Joyful, the look on Clare’s face at her 1st circus and carnival ride

K is for Knight, Kevin became a 1st Degree Knight of Columbus in August

L is for Lubbock, our new home that we love

M is for Mommy and Me, Mary and Clare’s playgroup that keeps our sanity

N is for Naptime, Mary’s favorite time of the day

O is for Obsession, Mary’s endless crafts and projects galore

P is for Potty Training, which Clare has done with success

Q is for Questions, which Clare has for everything now-a-days

R is for Running, as Kevin ran a 5K on Thanksgiving morning

S is for Science Spectrum, Clare’s favorite museum to visit weekly

T is for Three, how old Clare turned this November

U is for Unbelievable, how blessed we are with family and friends

V is for the Roman Numeral 5, as we celebrated five years of marriage

W is for Weight Loss, as Kevin has lost a record 100 pounds

X is for Excel (sort of), what Mary is trying to do on her new sewing machine

Y is for Yikes, at a car accident Kevin was in this December, he came out unharmed

Z is for Zoo, both Albuquerque and Kansas City’s Zoo visits in one year

November 30, 2011

Dear Clare (Year 3)

Dear Clare,

        Happy 3rd Birthday, Munchkin!  As I write this, you are in the other room "reading" all your books.  You still are a bookworm through and through.  Well, we both made it through the terrible twos with only a few battle scars.  It really wasn't anything too bad.  I always brag that you are a much easier toddler, than newborn.  You have already entered into the 3 year old "Why?" years, except with your own flair, you say "What for?"  What for I can't push Mae?  What we don't eat food on floor for? What we go home for?
         You have gained so much independence this year.  Climbing in and out of your chair, eating by yourself, opening and shutting doors, putting on your shoes, wearing underwear, sleeping in a twin bed, and drinking out of normal glasses.  You tell me you're a "little big girl". Because you're not a baby, but you can't drive a car yet.  That's when you get to be a big girl, apparently.   
         Your birthday also marks our first full year in our house.  The move to Lubbock has been wonderful.  You get to see your Pamma and Pappa (Kevin's parents) way more, and you spend one day a week at Grandma and Grandpa's house (My parents).  It is so wonderful to be surrounded by family.  While your cousin Connor is still your best friend, you've also branched out and made new friends in our Mommy and Me group.
         You would be happy going to the Science Spectrum every day of the week, but some days I can get you excited about shopping.  You are still my constant companion, but luckily not as clingy as you used to be.  My heart melts when you tell me I'm your best friend.  I know there will probably come a day, when you won't even give me a hug in public. 
         When you born, you came out looking just like your father.  Since then, you've gained your own features, but still have so much in common with him.  You both are morning people, never seem to get cold, enjoy thrills and scares, could eat pizza 5 days a week, can watch football all day, and love to make up words and songs.
         This Thanksgiving, all I could think about is how thankful I am for you in my life.  Since we lost your brother, William, and haven't had any luck getting pregnant again, I realize how lucky we are to have you.  You are my gift from God.  Even though there are some days where we both drive each other crazy, I will always be happy that you're my daughter.  As we like to tell each other, "You're my favorite" and "You're my best friend".  I love you, Clarebear!

Love Always,
Mommy

Interview with Clare (3 years old)


  1. Whose your favorite? Pooh
  2. What's your favorite color? Red
  3. What's your favorite animal? Giraffe
  4. What's your favorite food? Marshmallows
  5. Where do you like to play? Pamma's house
  6. What's your favorite thing to do? Go Shopping
  7. Whose your best friend? Connor is
  8. Whose your favorite Sesame Street character? Elmo
  9. Whose your favorite Winnie the Pooh character? Christopher Robin
  10. What's your favorite song? Elmo's song
  11. What were you for Halloween? Tigger
  12. What's your favorite toy? Giraffe Toy
  13. What do you love? My pink blanket
  14. What do you do at Pamma and Pappa's house? play some toys and read some books
  15. What do you do at Grandma and Grandpa's house? play some toys and read some book
  16. What's your favorite shirt? That one with all the sesame street guys in a balloon
  17. What's your favorite book? The bible books
  18. What's your favorite snack? a fruit
  19. What's your favorite thing to drink? Milk, water, and orange juice
  20. What do you want to be when you grow up? A fireman



A few weeks old



1 year old





2 years old

Almost 3 years old

November 28, 2011

Fatty of a Thanksgiving

Top Reasons I Gained 15 pounds this weekend

5. Peanut's (a whole in the wall bar) hot wings paired with Pizza Hut pizza's



4. Unknown amounts of Alcohol.  Consumed through beers and Sandra's addictive pomegranate concoction



3. Gate's burnt ends on bun



2. Cinnamon rolls for breakfast every morning




1. Thanksgiving meal.  Topped with a combo dessert plate of chocolate and pumpkin pie, cause I just couldn't decide between them


October 21, 2011

Clare Quotes (2 Years Old)

In honor of Clare's 3rd Birthday coming up next week.  Here are a list of 2 year old sayings I've recorded over the past year!


Clare: "Daisy, No lickin' my bum bum"


Me: "What is this?"
Clare (whispering): "A rabbit"
Me: "Can you say it louder?"
Clare: "IT LOUDER!"

Clare's jibberish for What is This? = "Wha Ka Chi?"  - We heard this one at least 10 times a day for months and months.  Wha Ka Chi?



Clare learned that I have a name that's not just Mommy, so she was talking about everyone's full names; "Mary Morris, Clare Morris, Daddy Morris, Mae Morris, Duke & Daisy Morris!"



Playing Hide and Go Seek : 1,2,3,4, knockin' at the door, here I come!



Clare-isms:
Counter = The Count from Sesame Street
Umpty Dumpy = Humpty Dumpty
Chick-a-leigh-fffff = Chick-Fil-A


"Come outside and listen to the clouds!"  I later found out that Kevin told her bug noises really came from the clouds....




Me - "Are you a little girl?"
Clare - "No, I'm a shurga girl."
Me - "You make up words to much.  No one knows what they mean."
Clare - "I know what they mean!"
Me - Sigh.....



"Mommy, You're my best friend" or "You're my favorite"  - I really need to get these on video, so that I can watch them when she a teenager and hates me!


October 20, 2011

Have You Met My New Husband?





My new husband eats tons of veggies, can resist eating a whole sleeve of crackers in one sitting, has more energy, and can hold me closer than ever!  Okay, so he's not a new, he's just improved.  Kevin has lost 100 pounds since the beginning of this year.  Do you have any idea how huge that is (no pun intended)!  I can't even carry our dogs 50 lb. food bags over two feet. 

I had never known Kevin under 300 lbs.  When we first met, he was the big, funny guy that knew everyone.  He was amazing, and I fell in love.  Through our years together, I saw many hopes for a healthier life and plenty failed attempts to loose weight.  To be honest, I never thought he would.  I thought genetics, poor self-esteem, and bad eating habits would forever keep him from real progress.  Then something changed.  He found motivation, finally believed in himself, and took no short cuts or excuses.  When he started his Metabolic Research Center diet, he followed all the rules.  He ate by the book every day.  He didn't even get cake on his birthday.  He didn't swallow a single sip of beer at the Foltz beer tasting.  And ate a grilled chicken salad, while I pigged down on fair food.  And it was all worth it.  Food is just a temporary fix that comes and goes, but having an amazing body is something to enjoy forever!

My husband amazes me.  He lost the weight, when I didn't even know he could.  He took care of himself, and at the same time, took care of our family.  His gained health, means more wrestling with Clare, more rides able to go on at the fair, more trips up the attic ladder that I don't have to do, and more shopping at regular stores.  He has made the Morris clan even better!



October 6, 2011

Pinterest Nailed It; Bat Edition

For those of you who know about pinterest, My husband has a genius idea of starting a blog where you showcase what inspired you on pinterest, and then what it really looks like when someone makes it.  This is example picture makes me laugh every time:


Without a fancy camera, huge supply closet, and Martha Stewart genes, it's hard to have any craft turn out like the original.  But non the less, Pinterest is still very inspiring to me.  In getting into the Halloween spirit, I found this picture on Pinterest.  (Why do I feel the need to capitalize Pinterest, like it's some sort of big deal?)


I'm not really big into the Halloween spirit.  As a child adult, I have always been terrified of people in costumes.  I hate being scared.  And I'd rather eat a hot dog than sugary candy any day.  It's just not my holiday, but with a fascinated and excited little toddler, I'm trying to get more into the spirit.  So here is our "real life" pinterest attempt.









$5 Bat Cut-Outs from Michael's + Fishing Wire + Pennies to weigh down the wings = Your Very Own Patio Bat Colony!

September 29, 2011

Joy of Camping

"In every walk with nature one receives far
more than he seeks." - John Muir
  



My Dad fishing at sunset



Clare and Kevin tossing rocks


Feeding Ducks


Camping is having the best time doing nothing at all. 
We played tons of games, without having brought one toy. 
We learned new things, without having to open a book. 
We connected with each other, without looking on facebook. 
We got plenty of exercise, without trying to.
We played hard, ate hard, and slept hard. 
No TV, no computer, and still tons to do.

 
Thank you, thank you, thank you to my parents for loaning us their RV. 
We had more fun that I could ever express in words.

September 20, 2011

Felt Flower Wreath for less than $10

I have recently become obsessed with the website PintrestI found some tutorials on great fall wreaths and felt flowers, so I decided to mash them together and create my own wreath!  Here's the steps:

  •  You will need 1 Wreath ($4.99 @ Hobby Lobby), around 6-8 sheets of Felt in your chosen color scheme (4 for a $1 at Hobby Lobby), Scissors, Glue Gun, and Random Leaves from your back yard. 

  • To make the felt flowers, cut out a circle from your felt.  I freehand cut mine out about the size of a CD, because you don't have to be exact in any way.  If your not lazy like me, you can use a CD or cup rim to trace out your circles.  For small flowers you can get at least 6 circles out of one sheet of felt.  Try to mix up your circle shapes to allow for different sizes.

  • With your felt circle start cutting around to make a curly Q/ pig's tail shape (see pics below).  For a rose, leave it as is.  For different flowers, cut out different petal shapes.  Get creative!




  •  You can roll up the flowers two different ways: (A) start from the outside end and roll or (B) start from the inside end and roll.  Each way gives you a different looking flowers.  I did all of mine from the outside rolling in, because I thought it helped them lay flatter and be bigger around.   Dab some hot glue at the end to stop from coming unrolled.  And Viola, you made flowers!



  •  Next get your mother to come over, who took a class in flower arranging years ago, and force her to decide how the flowers should be arranged.  If that's not a viable option, just wing it.  It can't look that bad in the end.  Hot glue flowers to the wreath.  Then pluck some dying leaves from you yard and glue them into some nooks and crannies around the flowers.  It will help it look better, I promise. 




I think next spring, I want to make another one with different colors.  Heck for less than $10 a pop, I could make one for each month of the year!  Please note how adorable and happy my daughter looks holding my pumpkin.   It was only a few hours later that she broke it into tiny pieces all over my kitchen, causing us both to throw a fit.  *sniff* I will miss you little plaster pumpkin!

August 24, 2011

Wake On Up From Your Slumber

Last week, I entered the SJN adoration chapel and knelt down before the Most Holy of Presence of God in the Eucharist. The chapel is a small simple room that I have seen transformed by miracles. All I could do was think, "Where have I been?" After graduating high school, I started an hour with God every week till I moved to Georgetown. Those hours had me more spiritually on fire than you could believe. I felt peace over conflicts in my life; I heard God's voice showing me His will; I saw visions of things that can't be explained; I talked to a drug addict who was waiting on a bus for rehab; I got confirmation that God had hand picked my husband for me.

So many times "Life Happens", and we loose what was so essential to us. There's a saying that goes, "If you're not growing in your faith, then you are loosing it." It's hard to admit it's true. I think back to those amazing memories of that chapel and wonder why have I pushed those times to the back of my mind. I think we've all experienced amazing God filled moments in our lives, but unless we strive to go deeper and further, they just become distant memories without the power to rejuvenate us.
I've recently had my internal record player stuck on the new single from NeedToBreathe called Slumber. I've included it in this post to spread it's wonderful message.
"All these victims stand in line for crumbs that fall from the table, just enough to get by."
Why are we just dragging ourselves to Mass, attempting to stay awake, instead of coming prepared and excited for what we are about to receive? Not just crumbs, but a feast.
"Come on, sing like we used to, dance like we want to. Come on Darlin', open up your eyes"
I feel like I used to sing God's praises all day long, and dance in His joy. I want to revive that beautiful time in my life.



August 17, 2011

Where's My Baby?



It was just last week that I was rocking her to sleep every night. Just yesterday that she started walking. Just a heart beat ago that she first said, "Mommy, you're my best friend." And then I took a second to blink and my baby has turned into a big girl.


  • She sleeps in a big girl bed.
  • She has an imagination and can pretend anything.
  • She wears big girl underwear all day.
  • She drinks out of normal cups.
  • She climbs into her own car seat.
  • She plays WITH other kids, instead of just playing in the same area as them.
  • She has conversations with me using full sentences.
  • She can come up with her own prayers at night.

 
I swear next month, she's going to ask me if she can shave her legs and go out to a movie with a boy. Oh boy, I'm not ready for this!

July 27, 2011

Crazy Catholic Cuties who are Now Old Ladies


Spending a weekend with two women who know countless embarrassing stories about you is sure to be a laugh fest. All though the 3 of us haven't been together in four years, the passing of time can't weaken friendships so strong. We picked up right where we left off with hugs and laughter. The woman of the weekend was Elizabeth, who is expecting her first baby in September. I was immediately disappointed when I first saw her, because at 30-some weeks she has clearly visible ankles and no "fat-face". Two pregnancy conditions that my body fully embraced in my 3rd trimester. But jealousy aside, she looked great with her kicking belly (literally)!
I has originally thought that a weekend without my kid would obviously include sleeping in and getting plenty of rest, but we had too much talking to do to allow excess sleep. Luckily, Stacie's Mom supplied me with lots of Sonic and Starbuck's to keep my eyes open. Actually, Stacie's Mom took care of me so much, that I will forever be grateful to her for all she did for me on this trip. I won't go into detail, but for me being a poor Mom right now, she made sure I had a fantastic weekend.
The end of the weekend was spent in luxury at the Stoneleigh hotel in downtown Dallas. Stacie's Mom had a room there for the night, and invited us girl's and Elizabeth's Mom over for a massive slumber party. There were drinks at the bar, meandering through suites on the top floor, and desserts ordered from room service. I've never been to a place where the valet opened the back door for me to go out and had someone take our bags to the room. Chandeliers in the trees and men in tuxedos in the lobby. It was such a dream!
But the absolute highlight was to spend so much time with Stacie and Elizabeth. These are two strong Catholic women that I love to have in my life. They know me so well, and I know there is nothing I would ever keep from them. It's so hard to keep long distance relationships. One of us is single and working, one is married and working, and one of us is a Mom not working. All these strains can make it hard to keep up a good friendship, but these ladies make it all worth it! I can't wait for our next big life event, so we can have an excuse to get together again!

July 12, 2011

Me to a Tee

My 27th birthday has now come and past. It's been a blur between traveling, and family, and the piles of laundry that comes with traveling. We've been so lucky in the past 3 weekends to be able to go to Kansas City and visit Kevin's Foltz side of the family, then Panhandle to visit my Looten side of the family, and then over to Albuquerque to squeeze in one last visit with Kevin's sister, Katie, before she heads to Ethiopia. I need a nap just re-reading all those trips!
But for my birthday, I decided to be very specific with my birthday present requests. (It's my birthday, so I can be bossy!) I could not be more pleased with what I got.
This is a tee from http://www.wildolivetees.com/ They make beautiful, religious shirts, that actually look good to wear. This one says "transform your mind". I like to think the girl on the shirt is what I look like in a spiritual world; crazy hair, bursting with flowers and butterflies.
I also got this beautiful birdie necklace. Just seeing it puts a smile on my face. It's simple, whimsical, and totally me.
It was a great birthday and some wonderful weekends, but I'm looking forward to do nothing this weekend besides twirl my new necklace between my fingers.

June 11, 2011

Good Eats: Fried Noodles w/ Ham & Cabbage

If you are a fan of Chinese food, then this is the dish for you. It is finger lickin' good. It feeds 4 hungry adults, or 8 smaller appetites. My mother is well known for being a wonderful cook, and this is one of her signature recipes. She adapted it from a complicated cookbook into ingredients found at every Walmart in america. The problem I have with most Chinese recipe's are that they require weird sauces or spices that you buy and only use once in your lifetime. This recipe uses up all it's ingredients, besides corn starch and soy sauce. It has a lot of steps and can feel daunting the first time you cook it, so be sure to have a helper on hand in case you have too many pots burning for two hands to handle!


Here are the ingredients (more or less): 3 Ramen noodle packages, Soy Sauce, Cornstarch, Mushrooms, Sliced Ham, and Chinese/Napa Cabbage.


Now get some water boiling and cook up your noodles, saving one of the flavor packets on the side. When noodles are cooked, drain and rinse them under cold water.


Prep your veggies by slicing up the Napa Cabbage and Mushrooms. Cut the Cabbage is two lengthwise first, then into inch-ish strips. Mushrooms can be chopped up however you please.



On a smaller cutting board, slice up your ham. I buy the packages of ham that are thick and presliced. If desperate, lunch meat ham will work fine.

(Not pictured, because I'm not very good at this). In a Non-stick 10-8 inch skillet, heat to just above medium with some oil in it. Put half of your cooked noodles into the pan, and spread out into a nice plate shape. Cook for 5 min and flip. The flipping procedure is pictured below. Take the skillet over to the sink (so if you drop the noodles, you can just scoop them back up and put back into the pan). Cover the skillet with a dinner plate. Carefully flip the skillet. Slide noddles from the plate back to the pan to cook for 5 more minutes. When finished cooking first half of noodles, hold them in a warm oven.


This is the sauce mixture; 1 cup warm water, 5 tsp. cornstarch, 1 tbs. soy sauce, and one flavor packet from the Ramen. Mix and put to the side.



Now to cook the veggies and meat. Use a Wok or a very large skillet on high with some oil. Dump cabbage and mushrooms into the hot skillet. It is important to stir constantly in the very beginning, till the cabbage starts to wilt. After that you don't have to be so religious about the stirring.



This is what it should look like once it is nice a cooked down. See how nice my noodles look in the background before I ended up burning them.

Next, push the vegetables off to the side and add your meat. It's precooked ham, so you just have to warm it up. I like to cook it till it starts smelling like bacon in the kitchen!

Turn the heat down to medium, add your sauce mixture, and cook a few minutes till it's thick and bubbly.

Pull your noodles out of the oven. Hopefully both of your plates will look nice golden brown like the one on the right, and not like my burnt one on the left. Sigh....

Split your Wok mixture over the two plates. Cut into halves or fourths with a knife and serve immediately! It's got it all; Protein, Carbs, and Veggies.

Recipe Card: Fried Noodles W/ Ham & Cabbage


3 pkgs. Ramen Noodles (cooked 3 minutes, drained, and rinsed under cool water)

1 head of Chinese (Napa) cabbage, sliced

1 containers Mushrooms, sliced (optional)

1/2 lb. fully cooked Ham, sliced

1 cup. warm water w/ 1 pkg. Ramen flavoring, 1 Tbs. Soy Sauce, 5 tsp. Corn Starch


In an 8-10 inch non stick skillet, heat 1 tsp. oil. Add 1/2 noodles. Cook over medium heat for 5 min. Place plate on top and flip noodles. Cook another 5 min. May add more oil between adding noodles back for better browning. Keep finished noodles warm in an 150 degree oven. Finish other 1/2 of noodles in the same manner.


In wok, heated on high, add 1 Tbs. oil and stir fry cabbage and mushrooms. Then add ham and stir a few minutes more. Stir in chicken broth mixture. Cook until thick and bubbling. Serve on top noodles.

June 10, 2011

Summer Goals




We are in a severe drought here in west Texas and hitting 100 degree days. To take my mind of my sweat stains and lack of swimming pool, I've decided to come up with my top goals for this summer:


  • Go Camping at Buffalo Springs Lake


  • Eat outside on our beautiful (but hardly ever used) patio furniture


  • Have a date night at the drive in theater (so we can make out like we are kids again)


  • Spend a day at Lubbock Water Rampage (I'm making this my own personal birthday present to myself)


  • Spray Clare with a hose at least once a week (that kid loves it)


  • Walk my dogs at least 3 times a week (yes, we own dogs that we hate most of the time; and no, we don't walk them normally)


  • Take a trip all by myself to spend time with two of my bestest college buddies (I can't believe I talked my husband and parents into leaving Clare with them. And I can't believe it's been over 2 years since we've all got together discuss deep topics, like hair issues and why I have no modesty around them.)


  • Force my friend Julie to let me come swim at this awesome country house that she will be house sitting in July. (Yes, Julie, you only told me about it this morning, and it's already on my list)

May 4, 2011

Good Eats: Carne Guisada

Here's my first attempt at putting a wonderful recipe on my blog. I am an avid food lover. Being on a budget means that I've got to do the cooking if I want some good food. So if your nightly dinner routine needs a boost, try this recipe next week. Carne guisada is a tex-mex, slowly cooked, stew meat in a sort of gravy sauce. I could eat it every day. It can be cooked with pork, beef or chicken, but pork is my favorite. Now please excuse my amateur stab at this. I am no Pioneer Woman. The counter stains are real, the spices are mostly Walmart brand, and the camera shots are one step up from a disposable camera! Here we go!

The list of ingredients; Beef Stew Meat, Oil, Flour, Water, Tomato Sauce, Cumin, Garlic Powder, Pepper, Chili Powder, Salt



First, you brown your meat in a piping hot skillet with oil. I like to get the pan literally smoking hot to get a nice brown on the meat. Warning: Be very careful putting the meat in your skillet. The ugly burn scar on my stomach is testament to the tragedy that can happen if your not paying attention to what you are doing.





When the meat juices begin to evaporate (or after about 2 minutes) add your flour. Stir around till flour browns. You see those nice little crumbles in the pan mean extra goodness. Throw the meat and all other ingredients into a crock pot on low for about 6 hours.




Then magic appears in the crock pot! You will end up with incredibly tender meat and a delicious gravy/stewy sauce. Serve with tortillas (to dab up all the good sauce) or Mexican rice!



Carne Guisada

2 lbs. Stew Meat (pork or beef, use only 1 lb. if your not feeding a huge crowd)
2 tsp. vegetable oil
2 Tbs. flour
2 c. water
1 c. tomato sauce (or juice, or paste, or whole tomatoes)
1/4 tsp. cumin
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. pepper
1 tsp. chili powder
3/4 tsp. salt
1 can green chilies (optional, only if you like spicy)
1 small onion chopped (optional)


Heat skillet with oil on high. Add meat and start frying. When meat juices begin to evaporate, add flour. Cook and stir till meat and flour is browned. Add meat and the rest of the ingredients to the crock pot. Cook on low for about 6 hours. Serve with flour tortillas or over rice.

April 28, 2011

William's Anniversary

To my dear sweet William,


Today marks the one year anniversary since we lost you. I miss you dearly and think of that day all the time. It's the nights when I can't sleep that I lie in bed thinking of the last time I held you in my arms. Thoughts of the pain, exhaustion, and grief swirl through my head. It was such terrifying time in our life.


Your Dad sometimes thinks about what you would be doing now, if we had gotten to keep you. Your first laugh, sitting up on your own, starting to crawl. For some reason, I can't even imagine those things. You were never ours to keep. You were always meant to stay with God. I'm glad you never had to shed a tear, have your heart broken, or learn to question God. I imagine you as a 6 year old boy running in the clouds with Jesus watching over you.


Life is full of ironies. When I first found out I was pregnant with you, I was so upset and shocked that I wouldn't let your Dad discuss your existence with me for a whole week. I wanted to pretend that you didn't exist, until I could wrap my brain around having another baby. Now a week doesn't go by without me thinking of you.



Before you came into our lives, I had always assumed I'd have a big family full of kids. Now I thank God for giving me Clare and hope more kids are in our future. We've learned not to assume anything. God has a plan for our family, and I just have to wait and see what it is.


We miss you dearly and wish we could see your sweet face again. Please watch over your little family here on earth. I hope that if I make it to heaven one day, you are the first person I see walking me towards those pearly gates. I love you, William.



Love Always,

Mommy

April 14, 2011

Fondue Fun

I am very lucky to be a part of an amazing Mommy and Me group with Christ the King. These ladies are my sanity some days. We laugh, we over share, we watch our kids play, and we grow great friendships in the process. For our latest Mom's Night Out, I hosted a massive fondue party for us. Two hot oil pots, one chocolate, and one marshmellow pot. Not to mention pitchers of margaritas and beerritas. It was a night to remember. Thank you ladies for all the fun!




April 7, 2011

5 Reasons You're Glad You Didn't Marry Me

I know there are thousands of men out there lamenting over the fact that they didn’t get to marry me *cough cough*, so here’s a little list to assure them why they do not wish I was their wife.



5. Rude Awakening. You know right before you go to sleep; the lights are off, the house is still, your body relaxes, and your mind finally drifts off to la la land after a long day. Then out of the blue… AHH-CHOOO. My untimely sneeze wakes us all up, and we have to start the falling asleep process all over again. Can you be allergic to sleep? I swear this happens once a week.



4. Cold Feet. Due to bad circulation, my feet are in a perpetual state of frozen. Every night we sit on the couch watching TV, and I wedge my icy paws under his legs. Kevin’s reactions are either (a) wincing pain from the fact I haven’t trimmed my nails in awhile, (b) the chills, because it’s like I’m shoving an ice pack onto his skin, or (c) a large sigh, because I refuse to wear socks that might solve the icy feet problem.



3. Laundry Apathy. While I am a dutiful house maker and tend to all the laundry of the house, I do it with disdain and disregard. I refuse to fold underwear and will only sloppily fold undershirts because I can’t shut the drawer otherwise. Socks never get turned right side out before being paired up and balled into a confusing knot. Shirts occasionally get hung up inside out, because I’m too lazy to do anything about it. And many weeks, our preciously clean clothes lie in a wrinkled pile on the floor. If I don’t put it up the day I clean them, they will inevitably sit in that pile till next week’s laundry day.



2. Inappropriate Timing. As most of you know, anything and everything comes out of my mouth when I’m talking. Very rarely do I think ahead to filter what I’m about to say, which leads to some embarrassing situations. Kevin and I were eating at McAlister’s once, and my salad came with regular white crackers and some brown whole wheat crackers. When I offered Kevin both packets, he only took the regular ones. So I blabbed out the ‘joke’, “What are you racist?” This happened at the same time an African American family was walking by our table. Fail



1. Food Aggression. This is a term we used at the shelter for dogs that were both over protective of their own food bowl and felt they had a right to other dogs food bowls. Unfortunately, my husband has also diagnosed me with the same condition. Don’t you even look at my food plate, because it is all mine. But if you don’t give me some of your food, I’ll be upset all night.

March 22, 2011

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

Today is my husband's Birthday! To celebrate, I have written a few limericks for this special occasion. (Please, keep in mind, I am no poet)



Today is your twenty-ninth Birthday
And I give you a Hip-Hip-Hooray
You deserve all the praise
For all of your ways!
Enjoy being King for the Day!




There once was a husband named Kevin
It was rumored he came straight from heaven.
His eyes were bold green
and shone with a gleam.
His sweet kisses were like 7th heaven.



I've married the man of my dreams.
His love makes me burst at the seams.
Together complete,
Our union so sweet,
As a couple, we make quite a team.


March 7, 2011

How To: Magnetic Fishing Game



This magnetic fishing game is a lot of fun for toddlers. It can help with learning colors, numbers, and fine motor skills. With a little fabric and a sewing machine, you can whip these up in no time.

Here's Clare reeling in her catch!



First, create a fish pattern on paper. (My husband insisted that his fish have both a top and bottom fin for maximum authenticity. When he asked for a side fin, my rolling eyes were enough to drop the subject.) Cut out the pattern from your scrap material. I liked the fleece scraps the best.



Sew around your fish, leaving a 1-2 inch gap to add stuffing. Use your hot glue gun to glue a small magnet near the mouth of the fish. (I found my magnets at hobby lobby.) Make sure you cut the points of your fish fins and mouth off, but be careful not to cut through your stitches.




Next use a stick/pen to flip your fishes inside out. Then stuff with some fluff and sew up where you left the gap.


Find an old stick or dowel rod to convert to a fishing poll. Glue two magnets to the end of your "fishing line". And Presto! You have yourself a great game.

Be sure to inform the big kids not to steal all the fish too fast like my husband does to me!