I could not make this up if I tried

(Eating at Jimmy John's, where the music is played abnormally loud)

Mary: Is this the Beastie Boys?

Kevin: No, it's Rage Against the Machine.

Mary: I can really hear the rage in their voice.

Kevin: Yeah, I think you would like them. They hate America.

Mary: What? Are they not from here?

Kevin: No they are, but they're like Democrats...