Things to tell myself next time I want to Paint

5. Neon green is not that abrasive to the eyes. You'll get used to it.

4. Just because you notice those scuff marks every day doesn't mean they are noticeable.

3. Paint colors always look better on the swatch than all over the wall.

2. You've ruined 3 perfectly good shirts by painting in them. Don't you think that's enough tragedy?

1. You don't really hate yourself enough to go through this again, do you?